Her: go deeper
Me: i’m all out of conspiracy theories
English class where you interpret Jaden Smith’s tweets
You’re so lucky if you’re in love and it’s reciprocated and it’s healthy and innocent and pure
mom: why dont you ever go outside?
me: DA BUGS!! DA BUGS MA!!!
Me: I want compliments and attention
Someone: * gives me compliments and attention*
Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell
